Oh hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'l
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#14
sol September 15, 2026 at 9:09:57 AM
do you sign the sex contract: no
would you still love me if i was a worm: i'll think about it (no)

:cheers:

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 5:11:13 PM

for some reason i had to approve this so hi

#13
peregrine mendicant September 12, 2026 at 11:53:10 AM
do you sign the sex contract: yk what sure
would you still love me if i was a worm: disco worm

actually makes a post you can reply to now- fr tho odd behavior

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 5:12:43 PM

i still love you

#12
peregrine mendicant September 12, 2026 at 11:51:44 AM
do you sign the sex contract: sex swing cronus
would you still love me if i was a worm: still taking you to the disco

proshipper your take is invalid V V V V

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 5:12:38 PM

i love you

#11
jm September 12, 2026 at 9:46:42 AM
do you sign the sex contract: no
would you still love me if i was a worm: no

i knew a proshipper who was also a homestuck who was a witch of doom who draws exactly like you. they doxxed someone in the group chat and we booted them for it. anyways im also proship so this is the only time you'll hear from me. may your balls be plentiful and your suffering few. bingle

Replied on: September 18, 2026 at 5:12:11 PM

i hope you know i've been sitting on this for nearly a week. it's perhaps the most odd thing someone has ever sent me. wrong guy though, i'm a prince of heart. bingle

#10
peregrine mendicant September 6, 2026 at 10:10:45 PM
do you sign the sex contract: maybe!
would you still love me if i was a worm: id take you to the disco!

ty for lowering your sex chair cronus(?) background <3 i got jumpscared by it still but ty LMAO

Replied on: September 6, 2026 at 10:18:12 PM

sex swing cronus take me to the disco... wriggles in your hand as a worm

#9
4N0NYM0U5 September 4, 2026 at 5:44:53 PM
do you sign the sex contract: Y4
would you still love me if i was a worm: 1D K33P U 1N 4 N4TUR3 80UND 8UG HUN73R 537 FR0M 2024
I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. : UH HUH
You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? : Y34 PR085 L0L
But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! : 7H3N WH47 H4PP33N3D? 1M 0N 7H3 3DG3 0F MY 5347 L0L0L

:) Ask me anything. I know everything.

Replied on: September 4, 2026 at 5:49:07 PM

oh... im flattered... twirls my hair... wriggles in the bug hunter set okay akinator what happened in 2008?

#8
scott/peyton September 2, 2026 at 10:45:29 AM

hello your art is so good yummy yumyy :bouncey:

Replied on: September 2, 2026 at 8:10:44 PM

hi scott THANK YOU!!! :3c

#7
Anonymous September 2, 2026 at 8:21:57 AM

holy smokes your art is gorgeous

Replied on: September 2, 2026 at 8:10:28 PM

THANK YOUUU!! ^_^

#6
robbie ( ephemeraljackpot ) August 3, 2026 at 8:30:29 PM

:P hi beerbellyLover

Replied on: August 3, 2026 at 8:33:03 PM

oughhh rubs my belly

#5
slorp August 1, 2026 at 7:03:59 PM

is the art in your github drawn by you? also, it would be a good idea to like- put your commission information in that "comm sheet" linked on your github. i prefer to know the style and general pricing before i have to message someone about it. yfm? all good intentions <3

Replied on: August 1, 2026 at 7:29:41 PM

HI HI HI, all art attached to my github is mine, only the atabook picture isn't mine the commission sheet used to be on that rentry, but it disappeared for some reason and i haven't updated it sorry for the confusion there x) the discord on there WAS outdated too this reminded me to change it. thank you stranger. everything is back up now

#4
Anonymous July 31, 2026 at 11:53:08 PM

sick art man

Replied on: August 1, 2026 at 12:19:03 AM

thank you ^_^

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your mom. July 29, 2026 at 8:08:52 AM

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your mo July 29, 2026 at 8:08:32 AM

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testament January 13, 2025 at 6:33:17 PM

give me this atabook now.

Replied on: July 28, 2026 at 10:52:13 AM

never