Anonymous
October 1, 2026 at 5:38:35 PM
do you sign the sex contract:
YES, EVERYDAY
would you still love me if i was a worm:
ID FEED YOU TO YOUR BIRD SORRY
I was sitting with my wife, god rest her soul, sipping on sweet lemon tea. I believe it was homemade by my sweet wife, God rest her soul. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. :
GOD REST HER SOUL.....
You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of sweet lemon tea, then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? :
OKAY BUT THINK ABOUT IT.....JUST THINK ABOUT IT...
But then again, making tea homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking sweet lemon tea. From a glass of course, ho ho! :
ITS PEE
DINO YOU CLUTTERED MY GITHUB AND I DONT FORGIVE YOU BUT I COME ON HERE ABOUT TO TYPE SOME ANGRY COPYPASTA AND I SAW YOUR FACE ON THE BACKGROUND AND JUST COULDNT BRING MYSELF TO DO IT. THE SEX SWING HAS SAVED YOU.
Replied on: October 2, 2026 at 12:26:41 AM
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